...Boozer," she exclaimed, "you was afraid of old Boozer! Why, bless you, he wouldn't hurt a worm! He ain't got a tooth in his head, he ain't; we has to feed him with a spoon; and I'm sure the way the cat chivies him about must be enough to make his life a burden to him. ... — Evergreens - From a volume entitled "Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow" • Jerome K. Jerome Read full book for free!